Thursday 12 June 2014

HAFIZ & EIJA ONECOM


Tahniah dan selamat pengantin baru buat HAFIZ dan EIJA yang merupakan DF (Distric Franchise) di oneshit MLM. Tujuan post ni bukan semata-mata nak ucap tahniah cuma nak clarification, ada mana-mana reader, ex oneshit or spy oneshit yang tahu status terkini dorang berdua ni?

Admin ada dapat berita dorang dah pun quit dari oneshit selepas kahwin. Tapi ada yang informed dorang still aktif di oneshit cuma tak jadi speaker di oneshit tu dah. Admin pun aware dengan franchise dorang yang kejap bukak, kejap tutup. Well, partner oneshit dah boleh cium balik ayat "SATU HARI NANTI, ONESHIT AKAN JADI SEBUTAN SATU MALAYSIA AND TIME TU TAKKAN ADA SESIAPA PUN PERTIKAI CAPABILITY ONESHIT NI". 

Dah bertahun pun oneshit oiii. Modal and strategy pun dah lapuk. Cuma orang yang tak sedar di untung and tak sedar diri nak kaya tanpa cara yang betul je masih setia dengan intipati cadbury oneshit ni. 

Admin rasa bende ni perlu highlight sebab both eija and hafiz adalah kesayangan nas. Eija adalah ex SYN (stev** **am Network). Eija adalah salah sorang yang kekalkan status time kat SYN dan bila oneshit ditubuhkan, dia terus pegang jawatan DF tanpa fight elife pun. Pegi rumah eija, carik betul ke dia ada elife time tu? If yes, i bet she just bought one. 

Hafiz adalah orang kepercayaan nas dalam personal network nas. Sekali pandang, tak nampak pun macam dorang ni upline and downline. Konfem banyak rahsia network yang hafiz ni tau sebab memang kamceng gila dengan nas shit ni. Well personally, for me hafiz ni terpengaruh je lebih dia bukan orang yang bermasalah macam partner oneshit yang lain. Contoh paling senang? RAUF. 

SHIT. NOW I'M SOUNDS LIKE A GAY. HAHA. (Masih straight. No doubt)

Admin dah search dengan bersungguh and admin tak nampak dah fb nas shit and the gang dalam friend list fb eija and hafiz. Eija pun dah buat fb baru. Hmm. Well, what's going on here? 

Anyone with latest and reliable info bout them, please drop your comments here. 

Bawak-bawak bertaubatlah ye. Salam sayang dari kami anti oneshit, khas untuk anda wahai warga oneshit cadbury :)

Tuesday 18 February 2014

MISTERI SI BULLSHIT


Sebelum & selepas. Apa yang tak kena? Cari benda tersembunyi.



SEBELUM


SELEPAS



Thursday 16 January 2014

Familiar oneshit2u faces

Fellas, beware of these people. They are familiar faces in oneshit2u that make no result. 

If you ever have the chance to meet them, nicely ask them if they had paid all their DEBT. Been too long in oneshit with no result, almost everyday post out quotes or shits like "SUPERSTAR", "STAR MTH", "LETS BOOM" but still did not create result. Ask them why it take so long for them to upgrade? How much do they have in their bank account? 









IF YOU EVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO GO TO THIS FUCKING TREATMENT AT SOLARIS, CHERAS STATION OR JALAN RAJA CHULAN (HQ), INSIST THEM TO SHOW BALANCE IN THEIR ACCOUNT AT THAT MOMENT. THE CHANCE IS, THEY ONLY HAVE LESS THAN RM100. RM50? NOT POSSIBLE. 

TIPS :
  • Their so-called leader are those who are wearing blazer
  • Watch out type of car that they use to go to the treatment. So rich but not yet afford to get sport car? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
  • I bet you will have to bear the discomfort in your "friend" car because i believe, there would be 4-5 people in a car. KALAU KAU KAYA SANGAT KENAPA SHARE KERETA? DAH PAPA KEDANA SEBAB KENA FIGHT NAK BAYAR DUIT MINYAK KE?
  • Never agree to pay for voucher. Never ever give your IC copy to these crap people.
  • If anyone of them volunteer to show to you their balance in ban account, just go and have a look how much do they have. AND, pick randomly any of partner(s) there, and insist them to show theirs. The best people for you to choose are, people that i uploaded their pictures in this entry.
Kepada macai oneshit sekalian, all out lebih tapi tak reti buat result baik kau quit buat busines sendiri lagi masyuk, macam aku. Alhamdulillah. 

Sorry terpaksa upload gambar korang atas niat untuk dijadikan iktibar tersentak dari lena yang lama. Actually ramai lagi budak stuck, tapi lain kali aku upload calon calon stuck yang lain pulak.

So long, goodbye!

Becoming CRF takde duit??

Guys, tengok gambar bawah ni. Nasreeq Aris tu bukan kononnnya cakap dia banyak duit tapi duit nak pergi jumpa doktor gigi pun tak boleh afford ke? Atau adakah faktor umur? Oh mungkin sebab "busy ness" sangat sampai tak sempat tengok gigi dah rosak :(


Ermm cedih angat angat. HAHA.

Btw, siapa kenal ikan kembung kat bawah ni? 


 KAHKAH

Salam 1Kangkung kepada macai kangkung oneshit2u

Sorry aku memang busy gila these few months. So here we go, aku malas nak cakap panjang, korang tengok gambar ni and fikir fikir kanlah ye. Macai kangkung oneshit je takkan boleh terima kenyataan ni. 





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Salam 1Kangkung Oneshit2u